Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
I’m alone in a body that can’t love me.– Margaret Gibson, from “The Waiting” (via expiry)
If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.– C.S Lewis (via erraticintrovert)
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
the-trivial-sublime: denounces: I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH boy girl
person: i like you
gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
outreasoned: do you ever wonder if animals get confused by humans wearing clothes like I just imagine my cat being like ‘wait she looks the same as yesterday but she’s changed her coat how did she do that is it the same person’
internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
plutarc: fun things to do when you’re single!! masturbate cry do both at the same time eat a whole cake by yourself cry
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think...
ferelden: do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...