I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
|—||Samuel Beckett; “Waiting for Godot” (via nocturnvl)|
me on my way to steal yo girl
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.