Down in Ol’ Cat Canyon…..
Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
I don’t care why I’m queer.
I don’t care why you’re queer (or not).
I don’t care how (if?) our brains cause us to be this way.
I don’t want anyone to research why I’m queer.
If they research it, they’ll find a cause. If they find a cause, they’ll look for a cure.
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
I don’t care how smart you are or how much you like school, exams still suck.
OKAY BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE FUCKING STUDIED FOR THIS, HOW GOOD SHE’D SCORE. SHE SPENT ALL YEAR BEING BULLIED AND IGNORED AND EXAMS WERE ONE CHANCE FOR HER TO SHOW UP THE OTHERS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF HER. BUT THEY WERE CANCELLED, THEY WERE FUCKING CANCELLED, ALL THE THINGS SHE COULD’VE DONE INSTEAD OF STUDYING WASTED, AND EVERYONE’S HAPPY BUT IF I WAS HERMIONE I WOULD BE GODDAMN PISSED
Gender fluidity makes me uncomfortable in the BEST WAY
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.